Cutting your own buzz cut isn't rocket science, but it's also not as simple as "just shave it all off." Here's how to do it right the first time.
The equipment you actually need
Forget the 47-piece clipper sets. You need exactly four things:
That's it. Everything else is marketing.
The step-by-step process that works
Step 1: Start longer than you think
Use a longer guard first. You can always go shorter, but you can't add hair back. This isn't the time to be a hero.
Step 2: Master the motion
Move the clippers against the hair growth direction. Keep them flat against your head. Don't tilt them – you'll create lines that scream "amateur home job."
Step 3: Work in sections
Step 4: The critical areas
Pay extra attention to:
Step 5: The final check
Run your hands over your entire head. Feel for longer patches. Use the handheld mirror to check angles you can't see.
**Common mistakes that make you look ridiculous**:
1. Going too short on the first attempt
2. Creating lines between sections
3. Cutting into your natural hairline
4. Rushing the process
**The 24-hour rule**: Wait a full day before deciding if you need to go shorter. Hair looks different when it's not covered in tiny clippings.
**When to admit defeat**: If you've created obvious lines or uneven patches, go to a professional. A $20 barbershop visit is cheaper than looking terrible for three weeks.